Politics Stinks | Political Collection Preview
POLITICS
STINKS.
Now you can spray something about it.
20 political parody characters. Four collections. One extremely questionable cabinet.
Pick your five ↗Explore the lineup. Save your picks. No payment or reservation.
01 / Across the aisle. Across the ages.
Choose your
administration.
One signature yellow. Individual personalities. Pick a themed five-pack or cross party lines with your own cabinet.
The Red Pack
Donald Trump, JD Vance, Ron DeSantis, Ted Cruz, Marjorie Taylor Greene.
$59.99 / 5 heads
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The Blue Pack
Barack Obama, Bernie Sanders, Hillary Clinton, Kamala Harris, Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez.
$59.99 / 5 heads
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The International Pack
Vladimir Putin, Xi Jinping, Kim Jong Un, Benjamin Netanyahu, Volodymyr Zelenskyy.
$59.99 / 5 heads
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The Founding Foulers
George Washington, Thomas Jefferson, Abraham Lincoln, John F. Kennedy, Theodore Roosevelt.
$59.99 / 5 heads
Preview this lineupPlanned launch prices in USD: individual $14.99 · themed five-pack $59.99 · custom five-pack $69.99 · all 20 $199.99. Taxes and shipping will be disclosed before checkout opens.
02 / Finally, a politician you can afford.
Build your cabinet.
Choose five different characters from any collection. Your custom five-pack: $69.99.
The selector saves a wishlist on this device. It does not place an order or reserve stock. All renderings are concepts, not finished product photographs.
03 / Maximum cabinet. Minimum restraint.
The Full Cabinet.
Every character across all four collections. All 20 heads for $199.99.
Tell me when it launches ↗Small heads.
Big personalities.
The intended design is a functional replacement actuator: the figure replaces the original spray button, with spray exiting through its open mouth.
All-yellow faces, hair, hands and clothing. Standard suit and pantsuit bodies, with character-specific likenesses.
04 / Be first to hear.
Your cabinet
is calling.
Get an email when the collection is ready and preorder details are confirmed. Joining is free. No charge, order or stock reservation.
Thanks for your interest. If Shopify accepted your signup, you’ll receive launch updates. This is not an order confirmation.
Before the first spray.
Can I preorder now?
Not yet. This is a collection preview and free launch list. Paid preorders will open only after fit and spray testing, production capacity, shipping estimates and preorder terms are confirmed.
Which bottles will these fit?
Exact compatible models will be listed before orders open. Pump and aerosol versions require different fittings. Do not assume that a bottle brand, shape or size guarantees compatibility.
Are these photos of finished products?
No. Character images are design concepts. Likenesses, actuator geometry and spray patterns may change during physical development. Final product photos will be provided before launch.
When will orders ship, and can I cancel?
No shipping date or preorder cancellation policy has been announced. The shipping window, payment timing, cancellation/refund terms and delay process will be shown before payment is enabled.
What comes in a pack?
Themed packs contain the five named characters in that collection. The Full Cabinet contains all 20. The custom pack is planned as five different characters of your choice. Bottles and spray liquid are not included.